The Unofficial Guide to Jewbearianism

Hi!!! I'm Riley and obviously really cool. I am part of many fandoms, and love humor and pretty stuff... also pretty people... Feel free to ask me questions! Or just to message me. Enjoy your visit in my cave
you had such a thirst for knowledge; and now school has ruined that.
—something that someone said to me recently and I think about it a lot. (via writerings)

(Source: ecrirers)

little-lionhearts:

schnabelkanne:

arelyhepburn:

This is the best gif you’ll ever see

me on my way 2 steal ur gurl

New guardians of the galaxy deleted scene

jonesdavid813:

cyanblur:

cyanblur:

what do you call this color gradient?

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black to the fuchsia

oh my god

I was tagged by jerkperalta, my amazing cousin

Name: Riley
Nickname: Superjew, Jewbear, or Turbo
Birthday: October 15 
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Umm lol. Pan I guess but preference girls
Height: 5’9”
Time zone: Central
What time and date is it there: August 28th at 10:06pm
Average hours of sleep I get a night: Six or seven
Last thing I googled was: Gooey by Glass Animals
Most used phrase(s): ”fuck”, “shit”, “I’m the best”, “I know I’m your favourite”, “I’m the best”
First word that comes to mind: kiss (surprise surprise)
What I last said to a family member: ”I don’t know if it’s him and I’m not moving to find out”
One place that makes me happy and why: A leather chair at my mom’s because my friend and I cuddle there
How many blankets I sleep under: one blanket and sometimes one comforter
Favorite beverage(s): Coffee, fruit smoothies
Last movie I watched in the cinema: Guardians of the Galaxy 
Three things I can’t live without: the internet, my phone, friends I guess
A piece of advice to all my followers: ”Blowing out someone else’s candle won’t make yours shine brighter.” or “Don’t look for someone who will solve all your problems. Look for someone who won’t let you face them alone.”

You all have to listen to this song: What About Everything? by Carbon Leaves

I tag nandinos, quifed, singingatthebusstop64, verytalltoddler, megante, the-neon-night.

hannahismyharto:

chelseawelseyknight:

cassbones:

Has there ever been a more perfect human being?

Slay

Literal queen

(Source: britneyaddiction)

ccheckov:

rosethevaliant:

kevinology:

this picture pisses me off so fucking much. THIS FUCKING PICTURE OF GOD DAMN COOKIE DOUGH. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN YOU BAKE FUCKING COOKIES, THEY SPREAD OUT AND ELONGATE. THESE COOKIES ARE PRACTICALLY TOUCHING EACHOTHER. THIS IS GONNA END UP BEING A DAMN COOKIE CAKE. ARE U SHITTING ME HAVE YOU NEVER BAKED COOKIES BEFORE. YOU CAN NOT BAKE 32 INDIVIDUAL COOKIES ON A PAN MADE FOR 16 MAXIMUM. motherfucker

shit gets real in the baking fandom

i guess you could say they were

baking bad

frustration-squared:

fangirlingoverdemigods:

(Tumblr Gets Deep, Pt. 2)

i like the last on the best

radicalfarts:

eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

IM SCREAMING

(Source: hohokev)

r0gu3-0f-h34r7:

asexual-not-a-sexual:

I’m always like, “I WANT A RELATIONSHIP!” 

But then I realize I have no idea what I would do if I actually got one. 

What do I do after I get it? Like, do I need to take the person for walks? What do I feed them? I can’t cook that well. I had to look up a diagram to learn how to cut a pepper properly.

But now I can cut peppers really well.
So there’s that. 

I’ve been in a relationship for a year and this feeling doesn’t go away

handjob:

that look that your parents give you when your sibling curses

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Never push a loyal person to the point where they no longer care.
—Unknown (via suchvodka)

Following back everyone!

(via -stupid-)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege)

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