The Unofficial Guide to Jewbearianism

Hi!!! I'm Riley and obviously really cool. I am part of many fandoms, and love humor and pretty stuff... also pretty people... Feel free to ask me questions! Or just to message me. Enjoy your visit in my cave

inhalexhal3:

do you think boys will get the hint now

sofapizza:

your sheep looks concerned

(Source: ilovepugs)

t0tally-pers0nal:

Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere

ostolero:

kaijifan:

ostolero:

sleep tight…

why the hell are you putting your forks to bed

they’re tired

tresantes:

fruit salad 

*deep voice* yummy yummy

meano-cappuccino:

have you ever thought about erasers. like how the fuck do they do the thing

(Source: methseller)

seinfelcl:

how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

batreaux:

well, son, i deeply misunderstood your birthday request for COD but we still need to eat all this fish


Anonymous inquired:
*sees your selfie* & *melts*

gnarly:

*drinks u*

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