The Unofficial Guide to Jewbearianism

Hi!!! I'm Riley and obviously really cool. I am part of many fandoms, and love humor and pretty stuff... also pretty people... Feel free to ask me questions! Or just to message me. Enjoy your visit in my cave

internetexplorers:

once our chemistry class got a sub so angry she left in the middle of the lesson to go to church and pray

sealfie:

sealfie:

What do you call a sick eagle?

illegal

flowury:

I hope you fall in love with someone who makes you fall in love with the entire world

(Source: flowury)

parenyzia:

kankripeixes:

cant-ride-a-quesadilla:

Cannon = thing that goes boom

Canon = an event that occurs within a published story

they both destroy ships tho

Did you just

(Source: willardhewitts)

literallysokka:

cumber-kitty:

dajo42:

george weasley looking in the mirror of erised and seeing what appears to just be his reflection until he notices it has both ears

he wonders why the mirror thinks an ear is his heart’s desire and then he realises that isn’t what it’s saying

Oh what the HELL

caplan:

lolaandwillow:

It’s scary to find someone that makes you happy. You start giving them all of your attention because they’re what makes you forget everything bad that’s going on in your life. They’re the first person you want to talk to in the morning and the last one before you sleep just so you can start and end your day with a smile. It all sounds great to have that someone, but it’s scary to think about how easily they could just leave and take that happiness away too when they go.

(Source: alc0h0l)

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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(Source: postllimit)

vandigo:

mockingpond:

onelastgeronimo:

Why is Christopher Eccleston afraid of Paul McGann?

Because McGann Hurt Eccleston.

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oh my god

Can we take a moment to appreciate that 50 years of a television show, with multiple writers, a reboot, and the fixing of a gaping plot hole have come together to give us the ability to make this exact pun?

(Source: lovefromgallifrey)

thehiddentriforce:

nonespark:

nissan420sx:

turningthetech:

you`re fucking kidding me

AMERICAN NINJA WARIOR

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

Here is the full video for everyone who wants to see it; the gif doesn’t do justice: x

(Source: visually-enjoyable)

kushdrinker:

kushdrinker:

*trips and falls into ur huge gaping vagina*

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dekutree:

girls: spank me i’ve been naughty

me: its okay we all make mistakes 

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