The Unofficial Guide to Jewbearianism

Hi!!! I'm Riley and I have no idea what I'm doing. I love humor and pretty stuff, also pretty people. Feel free to ask me questions or just to message me.

chatotai:

jtwarnock:

chatotai:

chatotai:

every time i read “straight people” i automatically picture the pixies from fairly odd parents

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These kind of posts make me think bad of gay people. If you want to talk about how straight people are “closed-minded” then just look at this post. How do they expect to ever be respected if they constantly talk about straight people in this way. It really irritates me when I see posts like these.

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angelhunter14:

weloveshortvideos:

How to hit high notes…

hoLY NIPPLE ON A CRACKER THAT WAS HIGHER THAN SNOOP DOG

calm-your-cloaca:

babyletyourfantasiesunwind:

yersinia—pestis:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working frantically while the man/woman just stands there looking scared as fuck while the other customers are trying to figure out what they did. 

that must be bad if it’s a 9 on an alphabetical scale.

IM FUCKGIN CRYING

(Source: subgirlygirl)

obliviousanarchy:

levindis:

I can’t stress the importance of good character naming enough.

JESUS CHRIST

j-groffy:

treat other ladies like leslie knope treats ann perkins 

magicconchshelly:

camel-eyelashes:

but shit it was 99 cents

the macklemobile

(Source: illillill)

wsswatson:

a bi/pan person marrying someone does not indicate a preference for that gender, it indicates a preference for that PERSON

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